So there I was last night, sitting upstairs in a lovely little midtown Italian restaurant, waiting for my sister and parents to show up. As I'm usually the last to arrive ANYwhere, I was somewhat surprised that I was the only one at the table. But I had my Trekking XXL sock...
...and there were short rows to be done (for the third time - I'm still getting the hang of this, but it's definitely getting easier. I just need to use markers at every turn, or I start forgetting where to pick up stitches. And no, I don't know why this sock HAS to have a short row heel, but it's insisting on it. Won't listen to a thing I say about the beauty of the flap/gusset combination. Bossy little nit.) Anyway, I'm sitting there quite happily, drinking a glass of some Tuscan white wine and vaguely wondering where everyone is, and I think to check my voicemail. There are two messages from my sister. I dial her cell.
"Where are you, already?"
"We're HERE. At the restaurant. Where are you?"
"Well, I'm here too. They told me our table was upstairs."
"Upstairs? I don't think there's an upstairs. You must be in the wrong place."
"Wait a sec, let me check..."
I look at the wine list for the restaurant name, and go back to the cell.
"Geez, you're right. I'm in some place called Vino."
Note to self: vino=wine. Though at the time it seemed like a perfectly plausible name for an Italian restaurant, especially if you'd had the kind of day I had yesterday.